Live Blog: Sugarland

Good morning, friends and neighbors!  We're back at it.  Early this morning our trusty blogging team consisting of Jen, Jenna Lee, Brian and myself were out amongst the legion of fans attending the 2008 CMA Music Festival.  First on our agenda was the Tennessee Morning taping with Joe Nichols at the Hard Rock Cafe.  Joe, all-around good guy and owner of possibly the best true country voice in the biz today, treated the adoring throng to a tender version of "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off."  It was a moving performance.  So much so that, even though the bar wasn't open, half the women in the room were naked before he finished singing.  Then, the Health Department showed up and things got a little ugly.  I won't go any further except to say, if you're thinking of eating lunch today, don't order the veal.  That last little bit is, of course, completely untrue but what is true is Joe's appreciation of his fans.  Here's what he had to say about them:

Well we're gonna be at the River Stage Saturday morning at 10:00, bright and early. It's a little earlier than I usually get up but we're making an exception because it's by God CMA Music Festival.  We had a great time at the block party so thanks to everybody for showing up and at the fan club party and also the softball game. It's been a great week, hope we can do more. Shane:  Tell me about your new record.  Joe: New record is called Real Things and the new single off of Real Things is called "Let's Get Drunk and Fight" and I'm very much looking forward to that. I think it's going to be huge at weddings... it's a love song. It's about a guy that's telling this girl the best time of our relationship is making up so uh, "Let's Get Drunk and Fight!" That is the Arkansas part of it right there. "Honey, I love you -- hate you... Let's get drunk and fight." Shane:  And I know every time I see you I ask you to do this but will have to spell it out in big letters, can you give us and old Sooie Pig?  Joe: "WOOOOOOOO, PIG!  SOOOOOOE!

Joe's a pal it's always good to see him.  And you can see him Saturday morning when he performs at 10:00 am at the Riverfront Park.

After we spoke with Joe, we talked to a couple of true country fans who were decked out in full festival fashion.  We talked to them about the required uniform for surviving the festival:

We are here with two country music fans attending the 2008 CMA Music Festival and what are your names and where are you from?  Rebecca:  I'm Rebecca Gayhart and I'm from Crestwood, Kentucky.  Brice:And I'm Brice Gayhart from Crestwood, Kentucky. Shane:  Well the reason I came up to you is because you guys are outfitted for the day, you know -- you don't come to fan fair wearing a coat and tie, you gotta come with the right equipment and the right clothes to stay cool.  Tell us about your outfit here.  Rebecca:  It's just a tank top and shorts.  Brice:  We learned from before, we know what to wear.  Rebecca:  So far we are having a great time here, this is our 2nd time here.  Shane:  So here's a big question, you've got the bottle water, you got the back  -- you're ready to rock, but you have the most essential item for surviving fan fair... The Fanny Pack.  If you don't mind, will you tell us what's in there?  Rebecca: A fan.  Shane: That's why they call it fan fair!  Rebecca:  Um, pens, autograph book and a camera.  Shane:  Sounds good to me!  Good luck at fan fair and have a good time.

Well, there you have it.  A lesson in survival.  Learn it and live it, fans!  Otherwise, you'll wind up as a sweaty little puddle on the sidewalk and odds are that will take away from your enjoyment of the festival. THat's all for now.  Next, we're off to Andy Griggs Fan Club Party.  We'll be talking to Andy, listening to his music and chatting with his fans... but mostly we'll be scarfing down the free buffet.  And we'll tell you about it all when we come back.  Adios for now...

Hi-diddly-ho, neighbors!  The CMT Blog Team just returned from Andy Griggs Fan Club Party and quite a party it was.  Lots of fans and lots of free food!  Burgers right off the girll, big, juicy dogs and big ol' bowl of the musical fruit... baked beans.  That bountiful buffet provided us with plenty of nourishment from our four favorite food groups: meat, grease, salt and cheese.  That's genuine Music Fest food, right there!  Nobody eats salad during this unless they're a communist!

While we were all shoveling it in like we were going to the electric chair, we ran into our favorite beauty queen from last night's fashion show, Taylor Ann Stefans.  She and her mom and dad were making the round and were waiting for Andy G.  to make the scene.  Just then, to our surprise, Andy's publicist invited us on his bus.  Not only that, but Andy's buddies Rhett Akins and Marty Brown were there providing moral support for their pal as we got up close and personal with Andy.  Here's what Mr. Griggs had to say about this party, his new record and most importantly, his fans:

Out of all the events this one matters most because now we're working for the boss.  You know you've got publishers, managers and you got everyone pulling you sideways but you only have one boss... and that's the fans.   I mean you try to please them because man they are... if you can picture it this way, they are the person behind the desk either accepting your music or they're not so this is the best week out of the year.  More so than the ACM Awards or the CMA Awards or anything else that can happen because this week is all about the boss. Shane: Tell us a little bit about your fan club party and your new record.  Andy:We've been looking forward to this and I've got two of my best friends in music with me.  I got Rhett Akins and we've known each other for I don't seven or eight years I guess.  He was probably one of the first artists that I ever met and he probably don't even remember doing that but he was being charitable and shook my hand and all that.  And of course Marty Brown I've been a fan of.  I was a fan of his and his songwriting and his style.  You know we decided, me and Tracy Byrd, we decided alright, we both miss the intimate fan club parties.  We had been doing the big parties at the Wild Horse and it was almost too big and it lost it's personal touch so we ended up last year looking at each other and saying "that was the last one wasn't it?"  And I said "yeah yeah, I miss it".  And he said "I miss mine too."  So before we started inviting people I said, "I get Marty and I get Rhett, so it's gonna be a lot of fun.  We're fixin' to go in there and play some songs and I can't wait to look everybody in the eye.  And like I said this is a special week and if you have a family inside of country music, it's your fan club members, so this is like a family reunion.  Marty:  Let's promote that new record!  Tell em' that! Andy: Ah... we got a brand new record that just came out. It's called The Good Life and it's with Montage Records and it's doing great.  We're really, really, really looking forward to it and doing big things.  We're fixin' to be releasing a single and actually I'm on the Pickin' and Poker Tour and we're fixin' to play The World Series of Poker and one song fits it so that may be the new single and it's called "It's All About the Money." Shane:  I can tell you from experience this fan club parties already been a success because the hot dogs were high quality my friend.  Andy:  (In a possessed auctioneers voice) "Well we're down here at good ole' Andy Griggs fan club party with Good Ole' Rhett Akins, Marty Brown it's where the hot dogs are hot and the cokes are cold."  Shane:  Thanks man!  Andy:  You bet!  That was cool.

There's a man with a lot to say and who says it very well. There's lots more coming up at this years CMA Music Festival and we'll give you the inside scoop on as much as we can... at least until our legs give out or we collapse from heat stroke.  Our dedication only goes so far.  That's it for now!  Stay tuned...

So even though it's CMA Music Festival week, some people still have to work... like Shane Caldwell. So, Brian (photographer) and I (Jen the typist) went out to capture more of the happenings around town. 

We were flat out asked if we were the "funny ones" who write the live blog when speaking to James Otto.  We hung our heads in shame and had to confess that Shane's comedic mastery is the sole purpose of everyone's interest here unfortunately not ours.   But that shall not deter us and we will carry on in the spirit of CMA Music Festival.  With that... here are James Otto's thoughts about CMA Music Fest, his fans and his Number 1 Party...

You know -- we've been from the softball game to the parade, I was the Grand Marshall.  And then all the signings and everything else.  We've just been busy meeting fans and doing as much as we can. I would like to say to all my Ottomaniacs -- "Thank you for the number one record and I'm looking forward to this next single.  I hope you guys like it as much as I do and I just got started lovin' you all!"  Jen:  And you have a Number 1 party coming up tonight correct?  James: I do, there's a number one party at Limelight this evening and I get to celebrate that victory, it's pretty cool.  Jen:  How great is it to do that during fan fair week?  James:  Absolutely unbelievable!  The timing of all that stuff is amazing you know so I think it's probably going to be packed and I'm gonna have a lot of my friends over for a jam afterwards Limelight around 11:00 and I'm really looking forward to all that.  Jen:  And how do you feel about fanny packs?  James:  Well ya know, I guess you can fit a lot in those fanny packs and they are stylish!

As we were leaving the dark abyss of the media room (very scary I might add -- we were summoned to booth number 10 and wondered if the light above was going to start shaking) we stumbled upon All-American country artist Mr. Aaron Tippin.  He was gracious enough to give us a few minutes...

I've been at the booth signing autographs.  We just did Riverfront Stage and had a great show over there and I'd just like to say to everybody come on over and see Aaron!  I'll be signing 10-12:00 tomorrow  and then I gotta gig out of town but I'll be back Sunday.  So tell 'em to come see me! 

So you heard him -- go see him! And we were told by one of Aaron's people about what happened at his performance he had just completed at the Riverfront Stage.  She said, "Aaron doesn't like to boast about himself but he was just honored with an award from the military for his numerous performances in Iraq.  The award was presented to him by Judy Seales."  Aaron does a lot of performing and traveling for the soldiers.  He then told us that he goes to Bethesda Hospitals and Walter Reed Army Medical Center and visits soldiers right after they have been wounded.  One soldier in particular who had been wounded in the jaw and right arm had a big orange sign on his door that said "If you are going to come in here, I want no sympathy or pity.  I was doing a job that I love for a country that I love."  And we loved that! We send a hearty thank you to all of those protecting us.

From the media room we ventured into the "belly of the beast" and started drifting around the convention center floor.  We laughed, we cried, we took pictures just like everyone else.  And this is what we came up with...

Our first stop was our own alma mater... The CMT Booth. It was packed with country music fans, fanny packs, cowboy hats, rhinestones, and the ocean of orange CMT handbags!  Emily West was drawing the crowds so we snapped off a picture and moved along.

And just like the other throngs of fans we saw Kix Brooks, Wine maker extraordinaire!  We do love that Red Fox Red! We also saw fan fest favorite, Neal McCoy, female favorite Luke Bryan as well as everyone's favorite gladiator... The Wolf!

That's it for our day here at CMA Music Festival. Next will be Jenna Lee's report from the nightly concerts at LP Field...

Hi ya'll!  This is Jenna Lee reporting live from the first night at the CMA Music Festival... and I must say, this was one great night of music to get the party started.  Phil Stacey got things rolling by singing the National Anthem with accompanying fireworks and fighter planes flying sky high over LP Field in downtown Nashville.

So with 90% of the fans with beer in hand and the cowboy hats to complete the country look...it was time to start the party!  Miss Jennifer Hanson was the first to take the stage singing "Love Will Find a Way Around,"  which is from her new album that was released on June 3rd. 

After Jennifer was the infamous Montgomery Gentry.  The crowd really went wild for these guys!  Troy Gentry rocked the stage with his suave looks and Eddie Montgomery was doing crazy flip tricks with the microphone stand while sporting a flashy black cowboy hat and shades.  After their performance, all the fabulous CMT Interns swarmed lucky section #113 to throw out hundreds of #1 Fan foam fingers.

Next up was southern belle, Kellie Pickler, who rocked the crowd with her sassy style.  This is Kellie's second performance at the CMA Music Festival, but she looked like a veteran up there!  Kellie performed her new single, "Don't You Know Your Beautiful' and the crowd loved it!

SURPRISE!  Guess who showed up!?  Yes, Jessica Simpson!  Jessica has a new album coming out in September... and she has gone country!  Her single on the album is, "Come on Over," although she didn't sing it for us! 

Luke Bryan was the next artist to take the stage... he has been performing at the CMA Music Festival for the past three years.  He was a hit with all the fans, getting out of their seats clapping to "All My Friends Say."  And I'm sure a lot of fans are not going to have a clue of what went down tonight!

Taylor Swift made her way to the middle of the sea of fans to introduce Jewel who was sporting a neon green long sleeved dress.  She rocked it and had the crowd excited by playing her well-known hit, "You Were Meant For Me."

THEN...we were graced with another surprise... Rascal Flatts stormed the stage and the crowd went insane jumping to their feet.  They kicked their performance off with "Me and My Gang" and finished out right with "Bob That Head."  And congratulations Joe Don Rooney on your new baby boy, Jagger Donovan Rooney. 

Now for the part of the night that I couldn't wait for and apparently the massive section of fourteen-year-old girls behind me felt the same... I may need to have ear replacement surgery tomorrow! But the lovely Taylor Swift took the stage and the entire stadium was going crazy for her!  Rockin' her signature dress and cowgirl boot look, Taylor sang, played the trashcan (yes, I did say trashcan), and showed off her skills on the guitar.  I don't know how she does it... I tried my best at Rock Band on guitar the other day and it sounded like a cat was being tortured... which is why I was in the audience and not up there with her!

And last, but certainly not least, was Sugarland...there was laughter, dancing, screaming and even tears!  Well it was either tears or sweat!  Sugarland put on one hell of a show, they were great!  I even made a friend down in the sea of fans, Farmer Ned and his pig Bo... we went out for a burger after, great guy!  Ok... I'm just kidding!  But Nashville sure had a great time tonight and all of the performers did an amazing job.  CMA Music Festival is by far the craziest, most fun country party in the world!

Well, that's all for tonight everyone.  Check back tomorrow for up-to-date blogs on the cool happenings of the 2008 CMA Music Festival.

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Well, friends. Here it is!  Our first report from our very first event at the 2008 CMA Music Festival!  It's the Country Weekly Fashion Show, live from the Wildhorse Saloon right here on 2nd Avenue in Nash Vegas.  An evening full of fashion, fun and fired up fans wiating to see their favorite stars stroll down the catwalk and shake their money-makers.  And let me tell you, they weren't disappointed!

Jen, Jenna Lee, Brian and I arrived at 6:30 for the pre-show press gathering.  By the way, you know they're stretching the definition of the word "press" if they're letting me in.  Nevertheless, we were ushered right in, adorned with color-coded writst bands and then taken upstairs to the hospitality room.  Upon entering, I heard my two favorite words: Open Bar. As we bellied up (and by we, I mean me), a parade of hot country stars entered the already steamy, stuffy press area and in between wiping rivers of sweat off my forehead, we were able to talk with a bunch of them.  Here's what some of your favorites had to say about this years festival:

This is Jeff Cook formally of Alabama, now of the All Star Good Time Band and we want to advise you to come and see us anytime we're in your area.  We'll be having a good time and we want you to have one. I've been coming to fan fair as long as I can remember. Shane: Does it get better every year or does it get to you?  Jeff: I don't remember last week so... Shane:What do you have coming up here.  Well  the coming Saturday they are putting up statues of Alabama in our hometown at City Park and they're a quarter life size.  Of course I don't know who they used to model for it.  Shane:Thanks for talking with us and have a good time.  Jeff:Thanks for putting me on here and I will have a good time.  

Hello this is Jimmy Wayne just hanging out here at CMA Music Festival.  Please come out we are going to be doing some river stage performances down there here on Saturday, uh...12:40, um...pm.  And all week at the Opry I'm gonna be singing at the matinee show on Saturday as well.  A little fan club party tomorrow morning at Fiddle's off of Old Hickory Blvd, off 65 South, tomorrow morning at 8:30.  So please join me and I look forward to seeing everybody.  And if I don't get the chance to see ya, have a lot of fun, enjoy yourself. Just let it go, this is ALL about you guys so enjoy yourself. Shane: How many fan fairs have you been to, what number are you up to?  I've been in town and going on 11 years.  But professionally I'd say this is my fifth one.  Shane: Are they getting better?  Jimmy:  Yeah, you start learning what to do and what not to do and you know it's not much to it just make sure you follow the boss and they tell you where to go. Shane:  You said the one thing I think everybody knows and everybody believes, "It's about the fans..." Jimmy:  It's all about the fans man, it's not about us you know I just feel lucky to be here so I'm thanking them for allowing me to be here.  It's truely about them, I'm just thankful.

Hey guys, we love you guys, this is Carter's Chord.  Becky, Emily, and Joanna.  We are really excited about this week and we are playing on the river tomorrow so you guys come out and see us... 3:20.  And tonight we are walking in the Wrangler Fashion Show and we are really really crossing our fingers and praying we don't fall. And if we do you can laugh at us.  Go out and get our digital album that comes out June 17, request "Different Breed" on the radio, our new single.  Come see us out on the road with Toby Keith this summer.  Bye!  Shane: Is this your first fan fair.  Charter's Chord:  It's actually our second but last year we were really really new, so this year we know a little more about the ropes and we're really looking forward to it.  This is our first "real" festival.

Hey ya'll this is Sarah Buxton and I'd  just like to say, thank you to the people who supported me this far and I promise I'm gonna do a whole lot more.  I'm ready for a new year.  Shane:  So we are doing a fanny pack count out on the street...are you gonna be wearing one?  Sarah:  I love fanny packs, personally... I wish they would come back.  I think they're great.  It hides everything you want to hide, you know!?  I would love to wear a bag right around my waist, you know?  Or like one of those baby bouncer things, put a baby right there it would be great. Shane:  I have a Hello Kitty one that I wear. Sarah:  I use to wear fanny packs all the time.  I did.  Shane:  Well thank you for talking with us.  Sarah:  Thank you.

Phil Stacey: Thanks to everybody who's here at the CMA Music Festival, it's just really cool to be here.  This is so exciting to me, of course I'm a big country music fan so I'm still star struck meeting all these people that are making all this great music and then meeting the people that have listened to my music and thank everybody for supporting me and you guys kinda rock! 

Jack Greene: You all enjoy the CMA Music Festival this coming week.  Shane:  It's good to talk to a genuine Opry legend!  Jack:  Thank you. 

Lyric Street recording artist, Marcel:What's up fans!?  Air conditioners I call you guys because you guys are the bomb and the coolest. And I want to thank you for all your support over the years and sticking with me.  And this is the year guys, this is when I get to sing my songs on the radio.  So I look forward to seeing you all soon and check it out whenever you can on CMT.com.  Shane: Are you performing this week?  Marcel:  Yeah I'm doing a show at the ABC tent this week which is behind the Hilton Hotel at 2:00 on Saturday and I'm doing signings for different booths throughout the day. I have my record called Believing, which is the story of my life.  Get dropped from my record company and picked up by another one, you know you gotta believe.  Shot my video for "I Love This Song" about a month ago.  It's getting ready to be finalized, so I'm pretty excited right now.  Thanks and God bless you guys.

Chuck Wicks: Okay -- We are backstage, Country Weekly Fashion show, it's a little hot back here because of how many people are back in this small, small room but... I'm excited to walk the catwalk.  Show off some little modeling skills maybe a little "blue steal" at the end of the runway, do a little turn, a little over the shoulder look, I have no idea.  Shane:  You gonna be showing off the guns? Chuck:  Um, should I?  Maybe I think I should.  Well... it may be a gun show tonight, I don't know, I might have to whip out a gun show.  No this is actually very cool.  This is my first event doing the Country Weekly Fashion Show, I know they do it every year but this is a first for me.  I'm looking forward to getting out there and seeing the reaction of the crowd.  It's a bunch of different people coming out and wearing great clothes.  I'm excited for the rest of the week cause I'm jam packed with things and last year when I was at Fan Fest, Fan Fair -- I had nothing to talk about yet I was in the middle of making a record and "Stealing Cinderella" wasn't out yet and we were getting ready to do it and this year, I mean what a difference a year makes.  I mean last year I was watching shows and this year I get to play in them, you know?  So it's a cool little thing.  Shane: Since this is a fashion show, a fan fair fashion show, will you be sporting a fanny pack on the catwalk?  Chuck:  You know I may bring the fanny pack, that's a good point.  You know things that you always need to carry in a fanny pack are of course water, a little tiny spray fan... because it is 90,000 degrees outside... and the occasional ticket because you have to have the tickets to get into the show.  And the camera, see that's the big one.  A lot of people don't forget that, I would forget that one. Thank you everyone.

Neal McCoy: Man I don't need to say nothing, these people, they all know how I feel about 'em.  We appreciate all these old fans who have hung in there with me, I've been around a long time.  We have some loyal ones that keep buying our stuff, call in and request us. Shoot, I just tell 'em I appreciate it and this is a good opportunity to get out there and shake some hands and say howdy. I'm still out there gettin' it done... that's all I know.

Jason Meadows:I gotta tell you we are just proud to be here, this is all about the fans this week and if it wasn't for the fans we wouldn't have CMA Fest or what we use to call Fan Fair and I'm real excited 'cause this year we have a lot going on.  To anybody who attends MY fanclub party I'd like to say thank you for coming, if you didn't I hope to invite you out for next years.  And thank you guys for calling in to the radio for what you do for us guys and God bless you my hat is off to ya.

Chris Young:We had a great day today, early we did a big free show out at Sommet Center Plaza so a big thanks to anybody who was out there for that it was a great crowd, very hot, so people kind of stood through that and anybody who's here tonight, this is going to be very cool and I'm going to try not to fall off the stage.

After our interview with Chris Young, for some reason we were asked by event personnel to go downstairs to find our seats.  I'm nto saying we got the bum's rush but I did notice we were the only ones that were being moved out of there!  Maybe the light refracting off my silver and black bowling shirt was hurting their eyes.  Maybe the other reporters were jealous of my cutting-edge, 100% digital, James Bond size voice recorder when compared to their big, bulky old school equipment.  Or maybe my ample girth was being blamed as the cause of the stifling heat that coursed thorough the room.  Whatever it was, it got us booted.  So we went downstairs to our seats and waited for the show to begin.  While we were staring at our watched waiting for the kickoff, we met a pretty yound lady from Wisconsin who was a literal princess.  I'll let her introduce herself right now:

I am Taylor Ann Stefans and I'm from Wisconsin. I'm way far from my home and we come up here about every year to listen to all the great music here. Shane:  Well you are wearing a crown and a sash, tell me about that...  Taylor:Well I am this years Dream Girl's High Point Champion for the state of Wisconsin and I got to go to Nashville but I won best pagent spirit and this year I'm the reigning queen.  Shane: Now high point champion, what does that mean?  Taylor:Well, it's the highest points out of any girl in the whole pagent.  Shane:  Oh so it's a pagent they have every year?  Taylor: Yeah, this is the first year it was back in Wisconsin.  Shane:  Now this is a pretty big crown you got here does that make your head heavy?  Taylor: No not really, I get use to it. Shane: How long have you been the high point champion?  Taylor:  Well, I got this in February so it's just been a few months.  Shane:  And is this your mom and dad here?  Taylor:  Yes, my dad acutally has his own album called Country Rock Star.  His name is Tracy Stefans.  Shane: And besides your dad, who's your favorite country star? Taylor:  Well, actually it's a group... they are called Sugarland.  Shane:  What's your favorite thing about fan fair?  Taylor:  I love everything about fan fair, I'm a country music fanatic.

With that the show began.  And unlike most events of this size, this one began on time.  At precisely 8:00, my blogging buddy from the ACM Awards, Shane Tarleton took the stage:

It was Shane's thankless duty to read the rules and regulations of the evenings event.  It's kind of like the boring segment on the Oscars when the two guys from Price Water House come out and stumble through the voting regulations.  However, my boy Shane managed to make this part of the evening quite entertaining.

After Shane's presentation we were shown a video that let us know what the evening was really about.  To benefit Musicians on Call, a non-profit organization that brings live music to the bedsides of patients in heathcare facilities.  Regardless of how the fashion rated this cause gets two big thumbs up from us all. Seeing some of the biggest stars from all genres of music, putting smiles on the faces of sick kids would make sitting through any fashion show worth it. Even if it was held on my Uncle Charlie's pig farm... which by the way, smells lovely. But I digress... back to the show...

The night really began when country star Neal McCoy came out to serve as host.  After borrowing a pair of Sally Jesse Raphael eye glasses from a member of the audience so he could read his cue cards... the long-legged cowboy started the parade of duded-up country stars and the highlights are coming up...

The first to hit the stage was vocal duo Montgomery Gentry wearing a twin ensemble of snazzy sport shirts and black jeans.  And to top it all off, Eddie had on a little biker hat I think he stole from a Marlon Brando impersonator. As the dynamic duo struted down the catwalk, Neal McCoy let the fans know that they could bid on these items of clothing and basically take them home right off the artists bodies.  Given that it was about 112 degrees inside the Wildhorse and both Montgomery and Gentry seem to be a little moist from the heat... Neal may have unwhittingly lowered the asking price for those jeans.

It was good to see Bryan White back.  It was even better to see his wife, Erica.  The soon-to-be again soap opera actress (Days of Our Lives) got quite a few cat calls in her halter dress.  Bryan, you lucky bastard!  Mica Roberts was a hit in her simple blue top, blue jeans and red hot bod! Pardon me while I get a cold drink... to pour on myself. 

The ladies in the audience seemed to like brand new Lyric Street artist and former hockey player, Marcel.  He's the first guy who actully did any posing.  He must have watched Madonna's Vogue video when he was in elementary school.  He was almost too good at it. However his former career as a hockey player should erase any doubts to his masculinity. I say that so he won't body-check me through a wall.

Danielle Peck did all the guys in the audience a favor, just by showing up. I don't remember what she was wearing... nor do I care.  It could have been a towsack and she would have still looked great.

"100% Cowboy" Jason Meadow's came out in a pair of Wrangler jeans that he must have been breaking in since the late 70's. Something tells me they didn't have to provide Jason's clothes for the evening... he had them hanging in his closet.  He did a little posing, showed off the guns, wiggled his ass, and hop-stepped off the stage to a big round of applause.  And the women in the audience were 100% pleased.

One of our favorite guest bloggers came out next, Chuck Wicks.  He came out in a white long-sleeve shirt and skin tight jeans. His subtle, sexy moves had the women cheering and I have to say as a man, 100% man... he looked pretty damn good to me too. I'm not saying anything but if we were marooned on a desert island for many, many, many years... I might think about it. Did I mention many?  Let me reiterate...MANY, MANY years.

The three sisters that make up Carter's Chord in three lovely dresses.  Jenna Lee remarked "They're so cute!" I replied, "Yes they are...prehaps a little to cute for a dirty old man like me!" I then averted my eyes until they left the stage. I don't want to get a visit from NBC's Chris Hanson.

Trent Willmon lived up to his nickname "Beerman," as he took the stage with beer in hand. Trent's another guy who basically left home catwalk ready. I was glad to see the beer was not just a prop... he downed it as he walked off stage. I was hoping he would throw the bottle at someone and start a fight or give one to me.  Either way I would have been happy.

I was glad to see Trent Tomlinson again.  I haven't seen him since he was eating watermelon with Hazel Smith on Southern Fried Flicks and it's good to see that didn't do too much damage to him... I thought he had busted a gut laughing that day.  

Maybe the best performance of the night came from Emily West. She came out in a stunning black sequin dress carrying a bottle of wine and a glass. She uncorked the bottle with her teeth and poured herself a heeping helping of cabernet.  All this while shaking what God gave her for the amusement of the crowd.  Before she left the stage, Neal McCoy asked Emily to perform one of her many singing impressions.  The audience voted for Reba and she belted out a chorus of "Still"that had all of us wondering is it live or is it Memorex? 

A short time later Jennifer Hanson hit the stage.   We were suppost to talk to her earlier in the evening but we were told she was not going to arrive in time, but she was definitly on time on the catwalk in an incredibly short skirt that made me proud to be a man.  Have I mentioned that I'm a dirty old man?  If you haven't figured that out by now... keep reading... it gets worse. 

And finally I've saved the best for last... Lorrie Morgan! Great hoogly-moogly she looked incredible! I gotta tell ya, who needs Shania and Faith Hill with Lorrie around?  She has never looked better.  And the audience let her know it. She walked down the catwalk to Carrie Underwood's "Last Name" and let me tell ya, when Carrie Underwood gets to be Lorrie's age, she can only hope she looks that good.  Futhermore... Lorrie got back! Good God Almighty, if you bounced a quarter on that thing... you would put an eye out. I don't know who she's seeing now but if she likes fat, hairy guys who are prone to sweat and temperatures over 62 degrees, I'll gladly give her my number.

Well that was it for the official fashion show... but as always, the real fashion was in the audience and out on the street.  Trucker caps, visors, fanny packs, backpacks, buttpacks, shorts, jorts, and all sorts... tank tops and flip flops! That's the real fan fair uniform. In fact, that's America! And tomorrow, we're gonna weigh right back into it. So log on and lock it into us and we continue to bring you the 2008 CMA Music Festival right here on CMT.com.

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6:19 --We'll here we are in the plush employee lounge, right here at CMT in NashVegas!  We are awaiting the start of the 43rd Annual ACM Awards from exciting Las Vegas.  And just like you...we are sitting on the couch in our sweats and t-shirts, potato chips in one hand, beer in the other watching the Flavor of Love Marathon until the awards start. As always the fabulous Jen Morrison is manning the keyboard and will be keeping you up-to-date live as it happens right before your eyes. It's gonna be a big night.  Lots of big stars, lots of big songs and lots of costume changes by host Reba McEntire.  To honor Reba's many fabulous costume changes, I will be regularly changing my underwear during the evening.  We'll be describing that to you in disgusting detail as the night goes on.  Stay tuned....

6:21 -- Here's a special pre-show message from Emily West..."Hey guys!  It's Emily West!  I just walked the orange carpet at the ACM's and am now sitting in the VIP room.  It's hot!  Thank God my makeup isn't falling off my face! If anyone is interested, I am wearing a light ballerina pink silk Jessica Maros couture.  I look fabulous by the way...my cutlets are not sticking though!"

7:00 --And we're off!  With the beautiful Carrie Underwood singing it like she means it!  And speaking of an Underwood...the name reminds me of Underwear and I promise, I'll be keeping you up-to-date on my underwear changes this evening.  Right now....oxford cloth boxers with a tasteful plaid pattern.  And speaking of tasteful...there she is the lovely Reba McEntire in a stunning blue gown. Oops -- she stealing Larry the Cable Guy's material.  And to confuse you even more tonight...here's a report right from the awards tonight our correspondent, Shane Tarleton, to give a live on the spot report...

7:00 -- Shane T: OMG! Keith and Nicole came down the orange carpet last minute.  Both look hot! Shane Tarleton...on my way backstage...

7:02 -- Shane T: LeAnn Rimes is flawless as always...

7:03 -- Shane T:  Wow!  How hot was Carrie?

7:11-- Uh Oh...Reba's working blue.

7:15 --We have it on good authority that the silouetted dancer behind Toby Keith is actually Vegas icon, Debbie Reynolds...still getting it done after all these years.

7:16 -- Criss Angel just walked on the stage.  What country awards show would be complete without a magician who's into leather.  Shane T:What in the hell is Criss Angel wearing? Surely this is an illusion!And here's an on the spot report from Capitol artist Emily West..."I have floor seats.  I'm sitting next to Carrot Top!" 

7:18 -- Sugarland just won another award for Stay. Something tells me they're gonna ride that baby all the way to the finish line.  And by the way...I know I'm not the designated fashion expert on this blog...but I've just got one word to say about Jennifer Nettles dress...Damn! Shane T:Love Sugarland!  Killer song...but why is he acting shocked?

7:22-- Sorry, we froze up for a second folks, so lets catch up.  Wow!  We've already had one commercial break and Reba's in the same outfit.  I however have already changed my underwear and am now wearing a snug fitting 50/50 pair of boxer briefs. And to answer our reader NashMan's question...wait till I get my Hanes on you!  Jason Alexander proves that even though you don't have a neck, you can still wear a fashionable tie.  Brad Paisley...still a guy and still can play the hell out of a guitar.  And we have a winner for New Female Vocalist...Taylor Swift.  Will so many awards shows...I hope she doesn't run out of prom dresses, and she just made her mom cry! Shane T:(on the Taylor Swift win and speech) Ka-Ching! Girls everywhere loved that!  So did moms...records are flyin' off the shelf!

7:36 --We just finished our first bag of pork rinds and whats this???  Two commericial breaks and Reba STILL hasn't changed outfits!?  This is an outrage! Blake Shelton...showing who wears the pants in this relationship!  And oh my, she wears them well!

7:42 --  Our buddies Lady A just scored a win as Top New Duo or Vocal Group.  They are also the tallest New Duo or Vocal Group.

7:46 --Okay this is getting ridiculous -- Reba is still in the blue gown.  I'm ashamed. Not only because of that but because I'm now wearing Olympic style pair of speedo's.  Not a good choice for a fat man. Rodney Atkins just took the stage...I'm a little unsure about the lyric, "He couldn't have his toy until his nuggets were gone..." Maybe someone can explain to me.

7:52 -- Congratulations to our buddy Jack Ingram for winning Top New Male Vocalist.  Like he said... It only took him 20 years, but winning this award is new to him...so God bless you Jack.  An inspiring speech if we may say.

7:53 --We just got a special message from Phillip Sweet from Little Big Town..."Hey this is Phillip from Little Big Town  and we are sitting in our seats at the awards show.  We just watched Jack Ingram win his award and we are so proud of him! We are really excited for Lady A and we are just happy for all the up and commers in this business. We are excited to see you out on the road and so glad to be here at the awards. Everybody take care. "  Shane T: Little Big Town always the best dressed!  Those girls wear the highest :heels under the sun!

8:02 --Finally...Reba changed costumes.  I was about to commando in protest.  And here's our boy Kenny C.  Ditching his usual skin tight jeans for a pair of pants that he borrowed from Julio Iglesias Jr.  Shane T:First wardrobe change of the night for Reebs...looks to be a good night.  I sure miss the days of glitzy gowns. Thank God she ain't wearin' jeans.

8:10 -- If George Strait is 56 years old.  I wanna know what he's putting on his cereal.  That guy hasn't aged a day in the past 20 years. It makes you wonder if he made a deal with the devil. Maybe it's just that his diet doesn't consist of meat, grease, salt, and cheese like mine does. Damn he looks good to be 56. I'd hate him if I didn't like him so much. Shane T: I swear George Strait will still be singing number 1 hits in the year 2108.  Not my speed, but damn there's no stopping him. Emily West: I took the toilet paper out of my dress from stuffing my boobies and wiped my eyes after Sir George's performance.  Worship that gentleman.

8:16 --Holy S*&@!  I think Jennifer Nettles just raided Catwoman's closet. I know what all I want to do is... By the way...I think Kristian raided the Joker's closet! Shane T:Cute Sugarland song.  That girl is too cute.  What is that jacket Kristian is wearing? Not feelin' it. OMG is her hair all cut off of just put up? Too cha-cha for words.

8:21 -- Here's one we didn't see coming.  Miranda Lamber just won Album of the Year...Good for her!  Anytime Blake gets out of line, she can just pull out that award and shame him!  Shane T:OMG!  I think she just said Holy S$*%! Exactly what I said too...I bet Blake gets lucky tonight!

8:28 --A little B & D on a Sunday night. By the way...Jen just told me she caught a buzz at Kix Brooks winery last evening.  She didn't have a hangover though, cause she never stopped drinking! 

8:31 -- Wow another costume change for Reba! She's getting with the program now. Shane T: Wow Reba and her quick change!  Reckon she knows the words???

8:32 --  Bingo!  Sugarland two for two.  I'm not gonna say I predicted it...but I predicted it. They're going to "stay" around for a long time. hahahahahahahaha.  Get it? I'm almost as funny as Reba was in her opening monologue.  By the way another costume change for Sugarland.  This time...I think they raided the wardrobe room of the children's production of Alice in Wonderland. Shane T: Love that she's (Jennifer Nettles) crying and mentioned that her label has balls without saying that.  But what the hell is she wearing? She almost never misses.  Why are they matching?  Ugh?

8:38 --Is Taylor Swift planning to knock off a convenient store to tonight?  Either that or she's playing a hobbit in the next Lord of the Rings sequel. Shane T:Umm...Taylor, is she in sweats?

8:41 --What the....Taylor Swift magically changes costumes right before our eyes.  I smell Criss Angel...or did Jen just cut one?  Great God almighty...now she's got it raining here...what's she gonna do next part the Red Sea? Shane T: Oh thank God.  Luv that warddrobe change on stage.  You know Sandi Spika is responsible for that! She did all the fab Reba stuff in the 90's.  Love the drama!

8:42 --This is Mica Roberts and I just want to say congratulations to Jack Ingram...It's about time!  Amen.  I'm so proud of him, I'm just so freakin' proud of him! We've been very busy, we've done a lot of radio stuff and getting ready to do our All Star Jam tonight after the ACM's and everyone's coming back to the hotel and get their second wind. So it's the last night and I'm happy cause I'm so ready to come home.  And to the fans...thanks for continuing with me on this journey we'll kick ass on the upcoming Biggest & Baddest tour.

8:46 -- Okay, I was enjoying this show until now.  Who invited that bag of gas, Dr. Phil, on this show?  Congratulations to Brooks & Dunn for being named Top Vocal Duo...I hope it didn't take too much of the shine off of winning by having it presented by Dr. Phil.

8:49 -- Trace Adkins is performing his newest single and he's not even nominated for an award tonight. That's a class act right there. Of course I had to say that or he could hurt me.  Emily West: Holy Cow!  I heart Trace...he should be our president.

8:53 --This is to Shannon who asked for my prediction for Entertainer of the Year...In light of Rascal Flatts Humanitarian Award, there's no way they are going to win that and Entertainer of the Year.  That leaves me a 1 in 4 chance.  They've already praised George Strait too much throughout the show so he won't get it and I don't have a strong feeling for Brad or Keith.  I'm just not feeling it for them. So that leaves me with one choice...Kenny Chesney as Entertainer of the Year.  You read it here first!  However, if I'm wrong...we'll go back and change it so I'm right!

8:56 --  Not only has Reba changed again...but she's put her hair up. To coincide with Reba's change, I'm now wearing a mesh thong. Also known as the banana hammock or a visual vomit inducer when i'm wearing it!  Well I'll be G.D.'d!  It's GB! Garth Brooks has just taken the stage for a medley of his hits.  This should fill the complete last hour of the show. Shane T: Good to see Garth hasn't spent his money on a new wardrobe over the years.  Flash -- It's the 90's all over again! How in the hell did he get those jeans on?

9:03 -- Good God Almighty!  Trisha's showing off the girls! And that's about all I have to say about that...

9:05 -- James Otto sent us this message from his "hosting duties" on the show: "There was a lot going on backstage, it was a little nerve wracking but it felt good. I have been on the ACM Harley ride since it began 5 years ago so to be asked to be a part of the awards this  year was awesome!  I hope to be asked back next year."

9:09 --Miss Yearwood/Miss McEntire? Was that a Freudian slip?... or a Brooksian slip?

9:11 --A mixed martial artist and a C-list sitcom actress....to quote David Allan Coe..."If t that ain't country, I'll kiss your ass!"  So...I guess I'm gonna be kissing your ass.  So bend over.

9:12 --Rascal Flatts, Vocal Duo of the Year.  Like they need another award.  Reba just got in a good zinger on Paris Hilton.  Good job Rebbie!

9:17 -- Keith Urban performing in the middle of a bunch of rabid fans and not one woman jumped on him.  Security must be doing their job. Oh wow...another country icon...David Spade.  Is it hot in there or does he have malaria? Shane T:  Look at that cute Sarah Buxton back there singing with Keith Urban... heart her! So cute.

9:23 -- It's good to see the ACM paying a respectful tribute to one of the greats...Eddy Arnold.  He will be missed. Emily West:  Brad and Carrie stole this show.  Amazing. Shane T: Wow.  Brad and Carrie tribute to the nicest star we ever had, Eddy Arnold. Carrie looks so pretty - very tasteful. Those two sound great together.

9:31 --Kellie Pickler's got her party dress on and her ear monitor out. And she still sounds better than 90% of the people tonight! I have to admit, I am biased.  I would listen to Kellie Pickler sing the phone book... as long as I could look at her why she's doing it.  And yes, I am a dirty old man. Shane T:That Kellie Pickler is so cute, I want to bite her!

9:35 -- And the Top Male Vocalist is... Brad Paisley. Big winner in a field of tough competitors.  He's a good guy and he deserves it...and, he's got a hot wife. Damn, why can't I have his life. Oh yeah -- cause I have no talent.

9:43 --LeAnn Rimes is performing.  Using a white microphone that looks like it was borrowed from the Lawrence Welk Show.  However, that's the only thing that came from the Lawrence Welk Show.  You never saw Bobby and Cissy wearing an outfit like that. Of course, Bobby and Cissy weren't blessed with a body like that either... and yes that's my second dirty man comment for the evening. It won't be my last.

9:46 -- Carrie Underwood just won for Top Female Vocalist saying "God is good."  Does that mean God hates all the other nominees?  I guess Jesus "took the wheel" on this one. Thank you.

9:47 -- Hey, how 'bout that chinless Elvis?  It's like the King just came back from dead...except, it's not.

9:54 -- Montgomery Gentry... they sound just like themselves.

9:55 --Here we go folks...the one you've been waiting for...The big enchilada...Entertainer of the Year.  I was right!  Kenny Chesney!  I was right Shannon...you owe me a coke! He just tied Garth and he needs one more to tie Alabama.

9:57 --Luke Bryan is calling in to tell us about his night at the ACM's: "I just to thank the fans for yelling for me when my name came up as a ACM nominee and I want to send out my congratulations to Jack for winning and it's just amazingly deserved for him and am very happy for him. I want to let everyone know that I'm going to get him after the show for beating me.  I loved the Carrie and Brad tribute to Eddy Arnold, it was unbelievable I literally had tears in my eyes. Just want to say once again...thank the fans  and hope to see them out on the road.

10:02 --What a night. What a show. Reba was great as usual, we had some surprises, some great performances and some great wins for some very deserving artists.  In particular Jack Ingram who finally got his due. We're hoping to get some more comments from some of your favorite artists...but I'm signing off for now. In the words of Robert Earl Keen..."the road goes on forever and the party never ends." I'll see ya on down the trail my friends...adios!

10:19 --We have Ashton Shepherd calling in to give us a report on the ACM's: "Well hey ya'll this is Ashton Shepherd and I am here in Las Vegas for my 3rd time but my 1st time at the ACM Awards out here.  We've had a great time and I've been here with UMG watching it all. I'm really excited for Miranda Lambert for winning Album of the Year which is huge in itself.  We've been out here and have had a great time...we've been gambling and there's been fans asking for autographs, it's just been a blast!"

10:20 --Keith Anderson is joining us from the SonyBMG after-party in Vegas and telling us about his week leading up to the show..."We started out doing the Fremont St. Show in Vegas on Friday night.  Me and James Otto and Randy Owen.  Then we got up early and did the Harley ride with Montgomery Gentry.  We pretty much just hung out all of Saturday night.  Got up today and did the red carpet which was cool.  I was up for Song of the Year -- did not win it, unfortunately.  Darn it. Up for "Lost In This Moment" sung by Big and Rich.  Ended up sitting with...Carrot Top, who is huge, and a guy from American Gladiators. Who set this up?  Then I saw Blake backstage and we went out and had a drink on Miranda's bus.  Came back and enjoyed the rest of the show and it was great and big show!  Now we are at the SonyBMG party hanging out with all my label mates, Carrie Underwood, Brooks & Dunn, Kenny Chesney... Then we are going to take a team picture.  And then we head back to the hotel and going to the All Star Jam... then I'm staying for a few days to enjoy the sun and lay by the pool.  Thanks for continuing to request my new songs it's on top 20 this week.  Having a great time right now and hope to see you all at the shows."

10:23 -- And now Shane has left me here, all by myself.  But Chuck Wicks just called and he's gonna wrap this up for us... "Right now as we speak -- I'm waiting to take a shuttle maybe even a car... see here's the deal, should we take a shutle or a car?  We are on our way to the SonyBMG afterparty.  The awards show was great! I walked the red carpet and the funny thing is I remember watching the red carpet last year on my tv from my couch and I said 'Oh my gosh I would never wear a suit, it's so hot!'... and guess what I wore a suit on the red carpet.  But once I got inside and all my buddies went with me, it was cool. I'm about to head out on tour with Brad Paisley and so it was cool watching him win...cool to be apart of it.  So, I walked the red carpet, walked in, then got caught off gaurd in the vip room becuase they had all this food.  I wanted a burrito, but I had a suit on and I know I would spill something on it... and now I'm going to the after party and I'm going to look like a really big pig because all I'm going to do eat. As we are talking -- we are just asking random people are you looking for the shuttle?  Are you taking a shuttle? And then here's Chris Young and Chris Young got a private car, and I have to sit here and wait for the shuttle.  See look his manager got him a car.  That is so wierd. Chris Young's manager got him a car, and I'm looking at mine and saying 'wow, do you not love me?' Here I am, now I'm standing in the middle of the street, no big deal.  By the way I just shook Chris Young's hand with my pinky.  Two grown men just shook hand with pinky's.  Now we got a car...and we have a car.  That's how we roll.  Somebody who's not nominated and just came here to support his peers and friends said 'car'... and now we have a car.  Okay -- now I'm in the SUV and I'm on the way to the afterparty and then we are going to the All Star Jam and then we will have to find a car back."

10:39 -- This brings and end to our blog and I've only got one more thing to say "OMG! I saw Chuck Wicks and he was the best dressed man at the ACM awards -- it's amazing. No man should dress that good.  And he like long walks on the beach."  And no -- Chuck did not tell me to say that! ;)

9:12 -- We had to break it into another post because of all of your great comments! Keep em' coming kids and there will be lots more to come...

9:15-- Sugarland just won for Duo Video of the Year for "Stay". She cried in the video...will she cry on stage tonight? I guess that not eating and push-ups really worked (see Sugarland's show prep videos at CMT.com if you don't know what I'm talking about!).

9:20-- We're here with the great actor Tim Daly. Go ahead Tim... "I put my glasses on so that Tom Arnold wouldn't be so insecure so he could live out his pathetic fantasy of becoming me. I say this sincerely. I'm so glad that I came here...cause this is huge. There's an entire world that I don't know about that is in my own country. I gotta come back here and figure out this whole Nashville thing. And this is interesting trivia... A producer in Nashville contacted me about 15 years ago and wanted me to come here and make a demo record after I wrote some songs for this TV movie I did where I played David Koresh. Another thing I find is that I actually get somewhat aroused when I see cool guitars... I love guitars. Send me free ones. Crystal Bernard if you're out there...I miss you and so do a lot of people here in Nashville. Okay, I'm done."

9:27 -- We're thinking of changing the name of this blog to CMT's Stream of Consciousness.

9:32 -- Video of the Year... The big one! And the winner is Taylor Swift for "Our Song"! You like her, You really like her!

9:33 -- Well that looks like that's about it...no wait! Could it be? Waiting in the wings...Here she is, the "All-American Girl" herself... Carrie Underwood!

9:36 -- Well folks, the show might be over...but I'm not done talking yet. Tom Arnold's still here and I'm not leaving till Tom's gone. Stay tuned for some post-show action...

9:42 -- Jack Ingram just finished up some of his photos and stopped by for quick hello during his good-bye... "Well...I'm on my way out, the last buckle has been given, and me and my wife and my friends are going out to party. I'm gonna go steal my buckle back from Robert Plant...unless Alison Krauss is wearing it and then my wife can steal it."

9:46 -- Well that's it kids! Your 2008 CMT Music Awards. It's been a stone soul picnic. Keep'er twixt the ditches and be careful out there. I'm going to chase down Jack Ingram's limo... Adios. This is Shane Caldwell signing off...and Jen's fingers.

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7:06 -- What an opening! The question is... Who wasn't included in that? Keith Urban just took the stage and something tells me a surprise is coming your way. Wait for it...

7:08 -- Told ya! Brooks and Dunn just joined Keith on stage. Hopefully they'll be joining us backstage. Jen, Brian and I are in the luxurious green room of the 2008 CMT Music Awards. We're in the brain center. Master control. The belly of the beast, if you will. And as the stars come back to graze on the fabulous buffet, we will grab them and force them to send out messages to you the fans. I haven't seen too many bodyguards yet that can take me. We're risking life and limb but it's only because we love you.

7:14 -- Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello, Martin and Lewis and now Cyrus and Cyrus.

7:16-- Rascal Flatts just won Group Video of the Year for "Take Me There". However, with wives as hot as theirs how excited can they be?

7:18 -- On the subject of hot wives, I haven't seen one male artist tonight who didn't have one.

7:19 -- Here's a little behind-the-scenes info. The food in the green room is unbelievable or at least that's what I was told by about ten members of the Tennessee Titans who came in and immediately cleaned the whole thing out. Training camp starts soon so they need to stock up. I'm enjoying a piece of moldy beef jerky and drinking water out of a muddy boot print. Who says show business isn't glamorous.

7:23 -- Where the hell is Tom Arnold? He told me he'd come back to blog. I'd hate to resort to violence but...

7:25-- Just ran into Bucky Covington after his impressive performance. He was with his manager, Ron Harris, who is a former professional wrestler. Remember what I said earlier about not believing there was anyone here who could take me? Check that... I found one. Now I just need to introduce him to Tom Arnold.

7:28-- LeAnn Rimes and a bunch of hot dancers in prison uniforms? I'm going to need some private time. Back soon...

7:30-- Kenny Chesney just entered the green room with a large entourage. I'm going to try to break through and talk to him. If they beat me senseless, call Ron Harris.

7:39-- Sorry bout that, we were away for a moment. I blame it on Satan and his minions. But since idle fingers are the Devils playground... lets start typing. Kellie Pickler just won USA Weekend Breakthrough Video of the Year. She said she wished she was here... I couldn't agree more. Once again, my dirty old man colors are showing.

7:43 -- Just ran into Keith and Nicole in the hall. If there are two better looking people on the planet, then I don't want to see them. I think I would go blind. I ask Keith if he would like to say something to the fans, he said 'Later if I can' so I'll take him at his word. If not, he'll be getting a visit from Ron Harris. By the way, Nicole's baby bump is right there!

7:49-- Oh there's Tom Arnold! On stage with Jewel. If he knows what's good for him, he'll be back in the green room pronto! Sugarland just took the stage... I smell another surprise coming!

7:53-- Sugarland, Little Big Town, and Jake Owen! Nuff' Said.

7:58 -- Paula Abdul just took the stage...and she made it up there, all on her own, not one slip, well maybe one... followed by a stumble. Holy crap! She's actually sort of making sense. No wait! I was wrong. I think somebody pressed the crazy button. Thank God we're going to a performance.

8:01 -- Tim and Faith... what a duo. Speaking of duo's Ron Harris' twin brother Don just joined him. Don is also a former professional wrestler. Tom Arnold is in trouble!

8:02-- Bobby Brown is just ten feet away, eating shrimp and grits and watching Faith and Tim. As soon as they are finished singing and he's finished eating, I will descend upon him for a quick interview.

8:04-- Actor Tim Daly just took the stage. For those of you who don't know him, he starred on Wings for 7 years. I don't see how you could not know who he is since they reran that show twelve hours a day on another network.

8:05-- Tom Arnold is here!!!! And here ya go... "I made Tim Daly take off his glasses because he looked too much like me. Can you believe he has a son that is 37 years old? That's hard to believe about Tim Daly. I was nervous up there... Out there with Jewel. Her boyfriend wasn't mad though. He has a hammer grip. Is Jesco White here? Anyway, I've never seen so many stars... this is unbelievable. The Sugarland song made me cry. Tim McGraw's the luckiest bastard in the world. I came to fan week and went to the softball game for City of Hope..and pregnant Faith hugged me. Life wasn't going to get much better than this. Faith... hugging hot, sweaty Tom Arnold. But that Tim is actually a great actor. Tim McGraw...Well Tim Daly's a good actor too...but, I tell you what. I've gained 30 lbs that since I got here yesterday. Since I got to Nashville I've had 3 meals of fried gravy. And...I can't wait until Snoop Dog gets back here...definitely don't need a smoke machine, I tell you what. And finally... they did a brilliant montage for the opening sequence. I think they're under new management here or something."

8:16 -- Snoop Dog introducing Alan Jackson... Have we entered a parallel universe? Or did I enter a contact high? Oh -- there's Blake and Miranda. Another homely couple. God bless them.

8:18 -- Paula Abdul just walked by. She's hot. She says she's going to come back and blog with us. If she doesn't, disregard that hot comment.

8:20-- LeAnn Rimes just won for Collaborative Video of the Year. I think Reba and Kelly were a little bit disappointed. Don't worry, she'll get over it. She's won more trophies than LeAnn Rimes is old. I'm sure she can go home and caress them and she'll be just fine.

8:23-- Holy mother of monkey dookie! I have never seen as many good-looking women in one place, at one time. And I don't have a chance with any of them.

8:29-- Snoop Dog and his entourage just walked by. I found two guys who could take Ron and Don Harris now. I waved to him, he flashed the peace sign... and that is probably all the interaction I will be having with Mr. Dog this evening. I can't say that I blame him. I just found out, I had some spinach stuck in my teeth. The bad news is... the last time I ate spinach was March 14th.

8:31-- Jen departs for a potty break.

8:35-- Julianne Hough, Josh Turner and Sara Evans. It's like looking at a country version of Three's Company. Come and knock on our barn door!

8:39-- We have just found the lovely Diana DeGarmo and she has a message for all her lovely fans. "Howdy ya'll? I'm very excited to be here and hopefully sometime in the near future I will have a video up for nomination. And look out for the Gone Countrycast in a few minutes we will in introducing somebody big! And p.s...I'm the biggest Rodney Carrington fan ever!"

8:42-- Brad Paisley and Bochephus! That was the surprise we wrote about earlier. Bet you didn't see that one coming did ya!? Something tells me you did.

8:43-- Just got word LeAnn Rimes is coming to talk to us. Hope they aren't lying.

8:46-- And here she is... "Thank you so much for voting for myself and Jon for Collaborative Video of the Year. I'm so excited and it was so unexpected. I hope you all are having so much fun watching. I'm headed out this weekend to kick off my tour with Kenny Chesney and I hope I see everyone out on the road."

8: 50-- We are being graced with loveliness...Paula Abdul. "I was really honored and excited to be asked to introduce Tim McGraw and Faith Hill. While up there, I was able to mix in my overwhelming "mom-like" attitude for all the alumni of American Idol. And...at least there was no Simon. Before I announced Tim and Faith I was able to tell America that we literally found these kids by lifting up rocks and finding these gems that we actually thought to be our bright and shiny diamonds in the rough...I was getting very corny. So the band started playing so I turned to them and said 'okay...I get it.' So I then said 'It takes a tremendous amount of Faith...and the only person who gets that is Tim. And the audience went crazy. It was just fun. I got to see a lot of people from the past and I totally understand why people come here. People in Nashville are so nice and for me it's a disease but here, it's an epidemic. It's great to be apart of a huge show that has passed onto the country music world all this talent. From Josh Gracin to Bucky Covington to Kellie Pickler, Phil Stacey, and of course I call her...Miss. Carrie. And I'm so proud of all of them and I'm ecstatic to have been here tonight."

8:59 -- The hot new group Lady Antebellum is here. Let her rip kids... "Hey Cyberspacers. Lady A here. Just want to say that this years CMT Awards rocked. This is kind of like our CD pre-release party because our debut album comes out tomorrow!!!! What did you all think of our quick performance after Miley? We were nervous and what an act to follow. Snoop Dog just walked by and I got to meet Sisqo...I love that thong song(says Hillary). Don't forget to sign up to play us in Rockband on CMT.com. (An upcoming contest...) We're gonna kick your butt! Ya'll enjoy the rest of the show and we hope to meet you on the road soon."

9:00 -- I'm a lucky man, Julianne Hough has joined us. "I'm so excited to be here at the CMT Awards. I never thought that I would be in the same building with my biggest Idols... especially Faith Hill who has inspired me from the beginning. I got to meet her tonight! To my fans who have followed my career from Dancing to Singing, I wouldn't be here without you. Look foward to seeing you on the road with Brad Paisley this summer. I owe all my successes to you."

9:06 -- We have the man, the big winner tonight Trace Adkins. Let her rip brother... "Thank you fans for voting for me, the people I was up against in this category are huge stars and I can't believe I won this thing."

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