Live Blog: Chuck Wicks

And we're off!  The 2009 ACM Awards has begun and there she is, the Queen of country music... our girl Reba.  Well they just flew right over Reba and went right to B & D.  They're pullin' out all the stops here at the head of the show...  Taylor Swift.  Now we got Sugarland performing... there ain't gonna be anybody left by the end of the show.  I think Jennifer Nettles is wearing the vest that went with Taylor Swift's outfit... they are both wearing shards of glass.  Carrie Underwood is either wearing the biggest diamond choker I've ever seen or she was in a car accident right before the show and they've put her in a neck brace.   Now we got Rascal Flatts... they are bringing out all the super stars at the start of the show.  This show should be a cozy 30  minutes, I guess they'll fill the rest of the show with CSI reruns.  Just saw Matthew McConaughey in the audience wearing dark sunglasses, I'm sure it has nothing to do with his eyes being red.. wink, wink.

There she is and I  must say Reba looks like a Million dollars.  Dress number 1, tasteful black with fringe... since I know nothing about fashion, judge for yourselves friends.  Reba bringing out the one liners early.  Sorry but I already beat you to the punch on the pot joke.   There's Brad Paisley and his good luck charm, Little Jimmy Dickens.  They're either out on the road together or that's the worst looking green room I've ever seen.

Shecky McEntire is finished her set and now Kenny Chesney has finished the stage.  How out of character that he would have a screen with beach scenes.   Ah here's that country icon... Jennifer Love Hewitt.  She's here to present the Song of the year and who better to present it than the star of the Ghost Whisperer.  And the winner is Jamey Johnson!  The look on George Strait was how did Grizzly Adams beat me? 

 While we break, check out these words from new country group Gloriana:

To the bloggers out there, CountryFan... What would you like me to be wearing?  And to Julie -- there's enough crowns to go around.

 We're back and Reba's still in the same outfit.  Has the economic downturn his the ACM's as well?  Whoa!  Heidi Newfield doing Johnny and June in the middle of a ring of fire... nice touch.  Don't try this at home... although I know you're going to.  It just hit me how much Heidi looks like Nicolette Sheridan.  This way you can watch the show and not feel like you're missing Desperate Housewives.  Oh wait, Jen told me Nicolette's character got killed off the show last week... maybe there's not really her up there.

Darius Rucker presenting the award for Vocal Group of the Year.  Since the show's in Vegas, I'm betting on a sure thing... Rascal Flatts.  I Win! 

And for all your live bloggers out there.  We have a special sweepstakes tonight launching off the live blog.  How would you like to win the celebrity gift basket they give away at the ACM Awards?  We'll now's your chance... enter now here: http://www.cmt.com/interact/sweepstakes/acm-gift-basket

What's in the bag? Click on the link above and you'll get a description of some of the fabulous items inside!  Trust me, it's good -- I want to keep it myself!  P.s.. Carrie Underwood gets it and picks out what she wants and then gives the rest to her stylist... you'll love it.

Ah yes, another country icon, Marissa Miller... Who you ask?  Exactly...

Here's Toby Keith and he brought a horn section.  I heard 'em play two notes and that was it. Sweet gig for them... I wonder if they get that cool gift basket?

Reba STILL in the same outfit... we're in a depression.  America is in a depression.

Now Jamey Johnson is singing and the pictures in black and white... we can't even afford TV anymore!  The bread lines and government cheese are soon to follow!  And Jamey Johnson is ready for it, he's obviously quit buying shaving cream and razor blades.  Oh now we're to color... all is not lost after all!  Now it's black and white again... how many people have actually gotten up and hit the side of their TV thinking there's something wrong with the picture?  Oh and the color is back! Just kidding we knew what they were doing with this song, "In Color." Just making sure you were listening.

We're in Nashville and we are actually under a tornado warning right now... so if we go away for a few minutes... we may have taken shelter in our designated safety area... the restrooms.  If the awards are on right now, why don't you tell us what's happening because we are watching a line of thunderstorm come through with a weather bulletin.

Jamie Foxx has taken the stage... now here's an actor with a legitimate reason to be here, he sang on the Rascal Flatts record on the song, "She Goes All the Way."  Plus, he played Ray Charles and got a Oscar for it.  He's at home on any stage.

Here's the real deal friends... George Strait.  Enjoy...

And while King George is on stage it's a perfect time to ask your opinion on who's going to take home Entertainer of the Year award.  George is nominated along with Kenny Chesney, Brad Paisley, Keith Urban and Carrie Underwood. 

Here's Jack Ingram and Jason Aldean to present Top New Artist.  See who Chuck Wicks thinks should win!

And Chuck was right!  Looks like he'll get some kisses and not from Zac Brown or Jake Owen!  Julianne is genuinely excited.  I interviewed her a couple of weeks ago and she has got it together.  Smart, funny and classy.  I predict she will go far.  She's gone quite a ways already.

While we are breaking we want to remind everyone to check back on CMT.com after Reba's performance tonight to exclusively stream her new song "Strange."

And she finally changed... there's hope for America!

The country icons keep coming... David Copperfield.  How about making yourself disappear Dave.  I'd make some sarcastic comment here but I think this speaks for itself.

Is it just me or did Taylor look embarrassed by that whole magic trick thing? Any embarrassment Taylor might have felt by the David Copperfield bit was erased by this performance.  This was her best performance on an award show by a long shot. 

Here's Lady A performing "I Run to You."  They usually bring it on the award show... lets see how they do this time.   Good job kids.

While we're breaking check out Jack Ingram talking with host Reba McEntire about her upcoming performance tonight on the ACM Awards.

We're back with Womack! Lee Ann sound great and gets extra points for singing in 15 inch hills.  She could get into Cirque De Soleil with balance like that.

And the country icons keep coming Kaley Cuoco from the Big Bang Theory.  She's presenting the ACM Top Vocal Duo and what a surprise... Sugarland.  I think we call saw that one coming. 

Here's our girl Kellie Pickler.  With a new hairstyle and a form fitting dress and on behalf of all red-blooded American men, I'd like to say thank you Kellie.  Here's dirty sexy Keith Urban.  Keith's singing about wanting to kiss a girl... what's wrong with the one you got Keith? How 'bout leaving some for the rest of us.  Between you and Katy Perry I'm out in the cold... like I had a chance anyway.

Thanks again to all the fans who are posting their comments and saying the things we'd like to say but can't!  Thanks and keep 'em comin' folks.

Here's Miranda Lambert... You know boyfriend Blake Shelton was suppose to be here blogging with us but she wanted him to go to Vegas with her... guess who won.  Now you're stuck with us.  Blame it on Miranda.

LeAnn Rimes receiving the Humanitarian Award... lets listen to this speech.  Could be interesting...

Here's John Rich... take a listen.

To Cindy who just asked if I'd heard anything about Tim McGraw being replaced by Blake Shelton on the show... I did indeed hear there was a "tiff" with the producer but don't know much more than that.  I'm sure CMT.com is on the case and you'll be able to read the whole story there soon.

Great comments everyone.  Keep em' coming.  We feel ya.

Here's Billy Ray Cyrus, I wonder who he's going to introduce...

Billy Ray Cyrus "Plug-O-Matic"

Here's Miley Cyrus.  According to Billy Ray, I think she has a movie and a record coming out this week.  Did you hear anything about that?  They stole the set piece from the Price Is Right... where's Drew Carey? It's the Mountain Climber.

It's Montgomery Gentry... and as always, they sound just like themselves.

And break time... Shane's off to steal some chips and chocolate!  And a reminder to everyone here... don't forget to enter the Live Blog Celebrity Gift Basket Sweepstakes! http://www.cmt.com/interact/sweepstakes/acm-gift-basket

We just learned from the CMT Radio Live twitter that Miranda Lambert had never performed the song she sang tonight before and she just wrote it.  http://twitter.com/CMT_Radio_Live

Carrie Underwood standing on top of an avalanche of fabric.  Wonder who's hiding under there?  Maybe Randy Travis is going to pop out from under the dress and do a duet with her.

Martina is presenting the Top Male Vocalist... she's not singing? What a crime! Ah... the only guy who's not there wins, Brad Paisley... I told you Tater was his good luck charm.

You wanted her... you got it, here's Reba singing.  Log on to CMT.com at 12/11c or anytime this week to hear Reba's new single, "Strange."  Exclusively at CMT.com!

Here's Dierks with the award for Top Female Vocalist.  This is a tough call here... but I'm betting on Carrie Underwood.  I win again!  Ding, Ding, Ding!  I'm glad she was able to find her way out of that other dress.

Well done Trace.

Okay... only a couple of awards left.  Any more bets on who will win EOTY?

Finally!  Another costume change for Reba.  This may be the last one, I think she'll take it home in this gown.  

Jennifer Nettles is looking right at me right now, I know it... I just know it.  You're trying to seduce me right now aren't you Mrs. Nettles?

To Kim -- The storm passed us by some folks in East Tennessee and Southern Kentucky are being told to keep watch.  Good luck to all of them and thanks for your concern Kim, we are A-Okay!

Here's another "surprise" award. 

Uh Oh!  Malfunction junction!  Here's Single of the Year... Trace Adkins! Always good to see the big guy win.

Hey everyone -- be sure to check out all of CMT.com's award coverage to see photos, winners and more! http://www.cmt.com/acm-awards/

Here's Blake Shelton unplugged.  Well, he is plugged in but he is acoustic.  This seperates the men from the voice.  Your voice and a couple guitars.

Get ready for Album of the Year... This is another tough one but I'm picking Carrie.  Can I go three for three... we'll see.  Boy was I wrong on that one...

Here comes Rascal Flatts with "Here Comes Goodbye."  Like how I tied that together?  That's why they pay me the big bucks... actually I get paid nothing for this and they are getting their moneys worth don't you think?

Finally it looks like the big one is coming after the break... Entertainer of the Year. I'm betting on the only female in the bunch... Carrie Underwood and from the looks of the fan pool, it looks like they are going for her as well. http://www.cmt.com/acm-awards/voting.jhtml.  Stay tuned...

Here's Matthew McConaughey to present Entertainer of the Year.  He seems surprisingly coherent.  Here we go... EOTY!  And Bing, Bing, Bing!  The fans were right!  Kenny just tried to kiss her and she pulled away. That wasn't so awkward was it, yes it was.  Rejected! 

 Well that's it friends!  Another ACM Awards has come and gone.  Congratulations to Carrie and all the winners.  Great job Reba.  And that will about do it for me and Jen.  Don't forget to check back and hear Reba's new single, "Strange," exclusively at CMT.com! So again, remember in the word of Robert Earl Keen.. "the road goes on forever, and the party never ends..." See ya next time, until then.. adios!

Well, friends. Here it is!  Our first report from our very first event at the 2008 CMA Music Festival!  It's the Country Weekly Fashion Show, live from the Wildhorse Saloon right here on 2nd Avenue in Nash Vegas.  An evening full of fashion, fun and fired up fans wiating to see their favorite stars stroll down the catwalk and shake their money-makers.  And let me tell you, they weren't disappointed!

Jen, Jenna Lee, Brian and I arrived at 6:30 for the pre-show press gathering.  By the way, you know they're stretching the definition of the word "press" if they're letting me in.  Nevertheless, we were ushered right in, adorned with color-coded writst bands and then taken upstairs to the hospitality room.  Upon entering, I heard my two favorite words: Open Bar. As we bellied up (and by we, I mean me), a parade of hot country stars entered the already steamy, stuffy press area and in between wiping rivers of sweat off my forehead, we were able to talk with a bunch of them.  Here's what some of your favorites had to say about this years festival:

This is Jeff Cook formally of Alabama, now of the All Star Good Time Band and we want to advise you to come and see us anytime we're in your area.  We'll be having a good time and we want you to have one. I've been coming to fan fair as long as I can remember. Shane: Does it get better every year or does it get to you?  Jeff: I don't remember last week so... Shane:What do you have coming up here.  Well  the coming Saturday they are putting up statues of Alabama in our hometown at City Park and they're a quarter life size.  Of course I don't know who they used to model for it.  Shane:Thanks for talking with us and have a good time.  Jeff:Thanks for putting me on here and I will have a good time.  

Hello this is Jimmy Wayne just hanging out here at CMA Music Festival.  Please come out we are going to be doing some river stage performances down there here on Saturday, uh...12:40, um...pm.  And all week at the Opry I'm gonna be singing at the matinee show on Saturday as well.  A little fan club party tomorrow morning at Fiddle's off of Old Hickory Blvd, off 65 South, tomorrow morning at 8:30.  So please join me and I look forward to seeing everybody.  And if I don't get the chance to see ya, have a lot of fun, enjoy yourself. Just let it go, this is ALL about you guys so enjoy yourself. Shane: How many fan fairs have you been to, what number are you up to?  I've been in town and going on 11 years.  But professionally I'd say this is my fifth one.  Shane: Are they getting better?  Jimmy:  Yeah, you start learning what to do and what not to do and you know it's not much to it just make sure you follow the boss and they tell you where to go. Shane:  You said the one thing I think everybody knows and everybody believes, "It's about the fans..." Jimmy:  It's all about the fans man, it's not about us you know I just feel lucky to be here so I'm thanking them for allowing me to be here.  It's truely about them, I'm just thankful.

Hey guys, we love you guys, this is Carter's Chord.  Becky, Emily, and Joanna.  We are really excited about this week and we are playing on the river tomorrow so you guys come out and see us... 3:20.  And tonight we are walking in the Wrangler Fashion Show and we are really really crossing our fingers and praying we don't fall. And if we do you can laugh at us.  Go out and get our digital album that comes out June 17, request "Different Breed" on the radio, our new single.  Come see us out on the road with Toby Keith this summer.  Bye!  Shane: Is this your first fan fair.  Charter's Chord:  It's actually our second but last year we were really really new, so this year we know a little more about the ropes and we're really looking forward to it.  This is our first "real" festival.

Hey ya'll this is Sarah Buxton and I'd  just like to say, thank you to the people who supported me this far and I promise I'm gonna do a whole lot more.  I'm ready for a new year.  Shane:  So we are doing a fanny pack count out on the street...are you gonna be wearing one?  Sarah:  I love fanny packs, personally... I wish they would come back.  I think they're great.  It hides everything you want to hide, you know!?  I would love to wear a bag right around my waist, you know?  Or like one of those baby bouncer things, put a baby right there it would be great. Shane:  I have a Hello Kitty one that I wear. Sarah:  I use to wear fanny packs all the time.  I did.  Shane:  Well thank you for talking with us.  Sarah:  Thank you.

Phil Stacey: Thanks to everybody who's here at the CMA Music Festival, it's just really cool to be here.  This is so exciting to me, of course I'm a big country music fan so I'm still star struck meeting all these people that are making all this great music and then meeting the people that have listened to my music and thank everybody for supporting me and you guys kinda rock! 

Jack Greene: You all enjoy the CMA Music Festival this coming week.  Shane:  It's good to talk to a genuine Opry legend!  Jack:  Thank you. 

Lyric Street recording artist, Marcel:What's up fans!?  Air conditioners I call you guys because you guys are the bomb and the coolest. And I want to thank you for all your support over the years and sticking with me.  And this is the year guys, this is when I get to sing my songs on the radio.  So I look forward to seeing you all soon and check it out whenever you can on CMT.com.  Shane: Are you performing this week?  Marcel:  Yeah I'm doing a show at the ABC tent this week which is behind the Hilton Hotel at 2:00 on Saturday and I'm doing signings for different booths throughout the day. I have my record called Believing, which is the story of my life.  Get dropped from my record company and picked up by another one, you know you gotta believe.  Shot my video for "I Love This Song" about a month ago.  It's getting ready to be finalized, so I'm pretty excited right now.  Thanks and God bless you guys.

Chuck Wicks: Okay -- We are backstage, Country Weekly Fashion show, it's a little hot back here because of how many people are back in this small, small room but... I'm excited to walk the catwalk.  Show off some little modeling skills maybe a little "blue steal" at the end of the runway, do a little turn, a little over the shoulder look, I have no idea.  Shane:  You gonna be showing off the guns? Chuck:  Um, should I?  Maybe I think I should.  Well... it may be a gun show tonight, I don't know, I might have to whip out a gun show.  No this is actually very cool.  This is my first event doing the Country Weekly Fashion Show, I know they do it every year but this is a first for me.  I'm looking forward to getting out there and seeing the reaction of the crowd.  It's a bunch of different people coming out and wearing great clothes.  I'm excited for the rest of the week cause I'm jam packed with things and last year when I was at Fan Fest, Fan Fair -- I had nothing to talk about yet I was in the middle of making a record and "Stealing Cinderella" wasn't out yet and we were getting ready to do it and this year, I mean what a difference a year makes.  I mean last year I was watching shows and this year I get to play in them, you know?  So it's a cool little thing.  Shane: Since this is a fashion show, a fan fair fashion show, will you be sporting a fanny pack on the catwalk?  Chuck:  You know I may bring the fanny pack, that's a good point.  You know things that you always need to carry in a fanny pack are of course water, a little tiny spray fan... because it is 90,000 degrees outside... and the occasional ticket because you have to have the tickets to get into the show.  And the camera, see that's the big one.  A lot of people don't forget that, I would forget that one. Thank you everyone.

Neal McCoy: Man I don't need to say nothing, these people, they all know how I feel about 'em.  We appreciate all these old fans who have hung in there with me, I've been around a long time.  We have some loyal ones that keep buying our stuff, call in and request us. Shoot, I just tell 'em I appreciate it and this is a good opportunity to get out there and shake some hands and say howdy. I'm still out there gettin' it done... that's all I know.

Jason Meadows:I gotta tell you we are just proud to be here, this is all about the fans this week and if it wasn't for the fans we wouldn't have CMA Fest or what we use to call Fan Fair and I'm real excited 'cause this year we have a lot going on.  To anybody who attends MY fanclub party I'd like to say thank you for coming, if you didn't I hope to invite you out for next years.  And thank you guys for calling in to the radio for what you do for us guys and God bless you my hat is off to ya.

Chris Young:We had a great day today, early we did a big free show out at Sommet Center Plaza so a big thanks to anybody who was out there for that it was a great crowd, very hot, so people kind of stood through that and anybody who's here tonight, this is going to be very cool and I'm going to try not to fall off the stage.

After our interview with Chris Young, for some reason we were asked by event personnel to go downstairs to find our seats.  I'm nto saying we got the bum's rush but I did notice we were the only ones that were being moved out of there!  Maybe the light refracting off my silver and black bowling shirt was hurting their eyes.  Maybe the other reporters were jealous of my cutting-edge, 100% digital, James Bond size voice recorder when compared to their big, bulky old school equipment.  Or maybe my ample girth was being blamed as the cause of the stifling heat that coursed thorough the room.  Whatever it was, it got us booted.  So we went downstairs to our seats and waited for the show to begin.  While we were staring at our watched waiting for the kickoff, we met a pretty yound lady from Wisconsin who was a literal princess.  I'll let her introduce herself right now:

I am Taylor Ann Stefans and I'm from Wisconsin. I'm way far from my home and we come up here about every year to listen to all the great music here. Shane:  Well you are wearing a crown and a sash, tell me about that...  Taylor:Well I am this years Dream Girl's High Point Champion for the state of Wisconsin and I got to go to Nashville but I won best pagent spirit and this year I'm the reigning queen.  Shane: Now high point champion, what does that mean?  Taylor:Well, it's the highest points out of any girl in the whole pagent.  Shane:  Oh so it's a pagent they have every year?  Taylor: Yeah, this is the first year it was back in Wisconsin.  Shane:  Now this is a pretty big crown you got here does that make your head heavy?  Taylor: No not really, I get use to it. Shane: How long have you been the high point champion?  Taylor:  Well, I got this in February so it's just been a few months.  Shane:  And is this your mom and dad here?  Taylor:  Yes, my dad acutally has his own album called Country Rock Star.  His name is Tracy Stefans.  Shane: And besides your dad, who's your favorite country star? Taylor:  Well, actually it's a group... they are called Sugarland.  Shane:  What's your favorite thing about fan fair?  Taylor:  I love everything about fan fair, I'm a country music fanatic.

With that the show began.  And unlike most events of this size, this one began on time.  At precisely 8:00, my blogging buddy from the ACM Awards, Shane Tarleton took the stage:

It was Shane's thankless duty to read the rules and regulations of the evenings event.  It's kind of like the boring segment on the Oscars when the two guys from Price Water House come out and stumble through the voting regulations.  However, my boy Shane managed to make this part of the evening quite entertaining.

After Shane's presentation we were shown a video that let us know what the evening was really about.  To benefit Musicians on Call, a non-profit organization that brings live music to the bedsides of patients in heathcare facilities.  Regardless of how the fashion rated this cause gets two big thumbs up from us all. Seeing some of the biggest stars from all genres of music, putting smiles on the faces of sick kids would make sitting through any fashion show worth it. Even if it was held on my Uncle Charlie's pig farm... which by the way, smells lovely. But I digress... back to the show...

The night really began when country star Neal McCoy came out to serve as host.  After borrowing a pair of Sally Jesse Raphael eye glasses from a member of the audience so he could read his cue cards... the long-legged cowboy started the parade of duded-up country stars and the highlights are coming up...

The first to hit the stage was vocal duo Montgomery Gentry wearing a twin ensemble of snazzy sport shirts and black jeans.  And to top it all off, Eddie had on a little biker hat I think he stole from a Marlon Brando impersonator. As the dynamic duo struted down the catwalk, Neal McCoy let the fans know that they could bid on these items of clothing and basically take them home right off the artists bodies.  Given that it was about 112 degrees inside the Wildhorse and both Montgomery and Gentry seem to be a little moist from the heat... Neal may have unwhittingly lowered the asking price for those jeans.

It was good to see Bryan White back.  It was even better to see his wife, Erica.  The soon-to-be again soap opera actress (Days of Our Lives) got quite a few cat calls in her halter dress.  Bryan, you lucky bastard!  Mica Roberts was a hit in her simple blue top, blue jeans and red hot bod! Pardon me while I get a cold drink... to pour on myself. 

The ladies in the audience seemed to like brand new Lyric Street artist and former hockey player, Marcel.  He's the first guy who actully did any posing.  He must have watched Madonna's Vogue video when he was in elementary school.  He was almost too good at it. However his former career as a hockey player should erase any doubts to his masculinity. I say that so he won't body-check me through a wall.

Danielle Peck did all the guys in the audience a favor, just by showing up. I don't remember what she was wearing... nor do I care.  It could have been a towsack and she would have still looked great.

"100% Cowboy" Jason Meadow's came out in a pair of Wrangler jeans that he must have been breaking in since the late 70's. Something tells me they didn't have to provide Jason's clothes for the evening... he had them hanging in his closet.  He did a little posing, showed off the guns, wiggled his ass, and hop-stepped off the stage to a big round of applause.  And the women in the audience were 100% pleased.

One of our favorite guest bloggers came out next, Chuck Wicks.  He came out in a white long-sleeve shirt and skin tight jeans. His subtle, sexy moves had the women cheering and I have to say as a man, 100% man... he looked pretty damn good to me too. I'm not saying anything but if we were marooned on a desert island for many, many, many years... I might think about it. Did I mention many?  Let me reiterate...MANY, MANY years.

The three sisters that make up Carter's Chord in three lovely dresses.  Jenna Lee remarked "They're so cute!" I replied, "Yes they are...prehaps a little to cute for a dirty old man like me!" I then averted my eyes until they left the stage. I don't want to get a visit from NBC's Chris Hanson.

Trent Willmon lived up to his nickname "Beerman," as he took the stage with beer in hand. Trent's another guy who basically left home catwalk ready. I was glad to see the beer was not just a prop... he downed it as he walked off stage. I was hoping he would throw the bottle at someone and start a fight or give one to me.  Either way I would have been happy.

I was glad to see Trent Tomlinson again.  I haven't seen him since he was eating watermelon with Hazel Smith on Southern Fried Flicks and it's good to see that didn't do too much damage to him... I thought he had busted a gut laughing that day.  

Maybe the best performance of the night came from Emily West. She came out in a stunning black sequin dress carrying a bottle of wine and a glass. She uncorked the bottle with her teeth and poured herself a heeping helping of cabernet.  All this while shaking what God gave her for the amusement of the crowd.  Before she left the stage, Neal McCoy asked Emily to perform one of her many singing impressions.  The audience voted for Reba and she belted out a chorus of "Still"that had all of us wondering is it live or is it Memorex? 

A short time later Jennifer Hanson hit the stage.   We were suppost to talk to her earlier in the evening but we were told she was not going to arrive in time, but she was definitly on time on the catwalk in an incredibly short skirt that made me proud to be a man.  Have I mentioned that I'm a dirty old man?  If you haven't figured that out by now... keep reading... it gets worse. 

And finally I've saved the best for last... Lorrie Morgan! Great hoogly-moogly she looked incredible! I gotta tell ya, who needs Shania and Faith Hill with Lorrie around?  She has never looked better.  And the audience let her know it. She walked down the catwalk to Carrie Underwood's "Last Name" and let me tell ya, when Carrie Underwood gets to be Lorrie's age, she can only hope she looks that good.  Futhermore... Lorrie got back! Good God Almighty, if you bounced a quarter on that thing... you would put an eye out. I don't know who she's seeing now but if she likes fat, hairy guys who are prone to sweat and temperatures over 62 degrees, I'll gladly give her my number.

Well that was it for the official fashion show... but as always, the real fashion was in the audience and out on the street.  Trucker caps, visors, fanny packs, backpacks, buttpacks, shorts, jorts, and all sorts... tank tops and flip flops! That's the real fan fair uniform. In fact, that's America! And tomorrow, we're gonna weigh right back into it. So log on and lock it into us and we continue to bring you the 2008 CMA Music Festival right here on CMT.com.

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6:19 --We'll here we are in the plush employee lounge, right here at CMT in NashVegas!  We are awaiting the start of the 43rd Annual ACM Awards from exciting Las Vegas.  And just like you...we are sitting on the couch in our sweats and t-shirts, potato chips in one hand, beer in the other watching the Flavor of Love Marathon until the awards start. As always the fabulous Jen Morrison is manning the keyboard and will be keeping you up-to-date live as it happens right before your eyes. It's gonna be a big night.  Lots of big stars, lots of big songs and lots of costume changes by host Reba McEntire.  To honor Reba's many fabulous costume changes, I will be regularly changing my underwear during the evening.  We'll be describing that to you in disgusting detail as the night goes on.  Stay tuned....

6:21 -- Here's a special pre-show message from Emily West..."Hey guys!  It's Emily West!  I just walked the orange carpet at the ACM's and am now sitting in the VIP room.  It's hot!  Thank God my makeup isn't falling off my face! If anyone is interested, I am wearing a light ballerina pink silk Jessica Maros couture.  I look fabulous by the way...my cutlets are not sticking though!"

7:00 --And we're off!  With the beautiful Carrie Underwood singing it like she means it!  And speaking of an Underwood...the name reminds me of Underwear and I promise, I'll be keeping you up-to-date on my underwear changes this evening.  Right now....oxford cloth boxers with a tasteful plaid pattern.  And speaking of tasteful...there she is the lovely Reba McEntire in a stunning blue gown. Oops -- she stealing Larry the Cable Guy's material.  And to confuse you even more tonight...here's a report right from the awards tonight our correspondent, Shane Tarleton, to give a live on the spot report...

7:00 -- Shane T: OMG! Keith and Nicole came down the orange carpet last minute.  Both look hot! Shane Tarleton...on my way backstage...

7:02 -- Shane T: LeAnn Rimes is flawless as always...

7:03 -- Shane T:  Wow!  How hot was Carrie?

7:11-- Uh Oh...Reba's working blue.

7:15 --We have it on good authority that the silouetted dancer behind Toby Keith is actually Vegas icon, Debbie Reynolds...still getting it done after all these years.

7:16 -- Criss Angel just walked on the stage.  What country awards show would be complete without a magician who's into leather.  Shane T:What in the hell is Criss Angel wearing? Surely this is an illusion!And here's an on the spot report from Capitol artist Emily West..."I have floor seats.  I'm sitting next to Carrot Top!" 

7:18 -- Sugarland just won another award for Stay. Something tells me they're gonna ride that baby all the way to the finish line.  And by the way...I know I'm not the designated fashion expert on this blog...but I've just got one word to say about Jennifer Nettles dress...Damn! Shane T:Love Sugarland!  Killer song...but why is he acting shocked?

7:22-- Sorry, we froze up for a second folks, so lets catch up.  Wow!  We've already had one commercial break and Reba's in the same outfit.  I however have already changed my underwear and am now wearing a snug fitting 50/50 pair of boxer briefs. And to answer our reader NashMan's question...wait till I get my Hanes on you!  Jason Alexander proves that even though you don't have a neck, you can still wear a fashionable tie.  Brad Paisley...still a guy and still can play the hell out of a guitar.  And we have a winner for New Female Vocalist...Taylor Swift.  Will so many awards shows...I hope she doesn't run out of prom dresses, and she just made her mom cry! Shane T:(on the Taylor Swift win and speech) Ka-Ching! Girls everywhere loved that!  So did moms...records are flyin' off the shelf!

7:36 --We just finished our first bag of pork rinds and whats this???  Two commericial breaks and Reba STILL hasn't changed outfits!?  This is an outrage! Blake Shelton...showing who wears the pants in this relationship!  And oh my, she wears them well!

7:42 --  Our buddies Lady A just scored a win as Top New Duo or Vocal Group.  They are also the tallest New Duo or Vocal Group.

7:46 --Okay this is getting ridiculous -- Reba is still in the blue gown.  I'm ashamed. Not only because of that but because I'm now wearing Olympic style pair of speedo's.  Not a good choice for a fat man. Rodney Atkins just took the stage...I'm a little unsure about the lyric, "He couldn't have his toy until his nuggets were gone..." Maybe someone can explain to me.

7:52 -- Congratulations to our buddy Jack Ingram for winning Top New Male Vocalist.  Like he said... It only took him 20 years, but winning this award is new to him...so God bless you Jack.  An inspiring speech if we may say.

7:53 --We just got a special message from Phillip Sweet from Little Big Town..."Hey this is Phillip from Little Big Town  and we are sitting in our seats at the awards show.  We just watched Jack Ingram win his award and we are so proud of him! We are really excited for Lady A and we are just happy for all the up and commers in this business. We are excited to see you out on the road and so glad to be here at the awards. Everybody take care. "  Shane T: Little Big Town always the best dressed!  Those girls wear the highest :heels under the sun!

8:02 --Finally...Reba changed costumes.  I was about to commando in protest.  And here's our boy Kenny C.  Ditching his usual skin tight jeans for a pair of pants that he borrowed from Julio Iglesias Jr.  Shane T:First wardrobe change of the night for Reebs...looks to be a good night.  I sure miss the days of glitzy gowns. Thank God she ain't wearin' jeans.

8:10 -- If George Strait is 56 years old.  I wanna know what he's putting on his cereal.  That guy hasn't aged a day in the past 20 years. It makes you wonder if he made a deal with the devil. Maybe it's just that his diet doesn't consist of meat, grease, salt, and cheese like mine does. Damn he looks good to be 56. I'd hate him if I didn't like him so much. Shane T: I swear George Strait will still be singing number 1 hits in the year 2108.  Not my speed, but damn there's no stopping him. Emily West: I took the toilet paper out of my dress from stuffing my boobies and wiped my eyes after Sir George's performance.  Worship that gentleman.

8:16 --Holy S*&@!  I think Jennifer Nettles just raided Catwoman's closet. I know what all I want to do is... By the way...I think Kristian raided the Joker's closet! Shane T:Cute Sugarland song.  That girl is too cute.  What is that jacket Kristian is wearing? Not feelin' it. OMG is her hair all cut off of just put up? Too cha-cha for words.

8:21 -- Here's one we didn't see coming.  Miranda Lamber just won Album of the Year...Good for her!  Anytime Blake gets out of line, she can just pull out that award and shame him!  Shane T:OMG!  I think she just said Holy S$*%! Exactly what I said too...I bet Blake gets lucky tonight!

8:28 --A little B & D on a Sunday night. By the way...Jen just told me she caught a buzz at Kix Brooks winery last evening.  She didn't have a hangover though, cause she never stopped drinking! 

8:31 -- Wow another costume change for Reba! She's getting with the program now. Shane T: Wow Reba and her quick change!  Reckon she knows the words???

8:32 --  Bingo!  Sugarland two for two.  I'm not gonna say I predicted it...but I predicted it. They're going to "stay" around for a long time. hahahahahahahaha.  Get it? I'm almost as funny as Reba was in her opening monologue.  By the way another costume change for Sugarland.  This time...I think they raided the wardrobe room of the children's production of Alice in Wonderland. Shane T: Love that she's (Jennifer Nettles) crying and mentioned that her label has balls without saying that.  But what the hell is she wearing? She almost never misses.  Why are they matching?  Ugh?

8:38 --Is Taylor Swift planning to knock off a convenient store to tonight?  Either that or she's playing a hobbit in the next Lord of the Rings sequel. Shane T:Umm...Taylor, is she in sweats?

8:41 --What the....Taylor Swift magically changes costumes right before our eyes.  I smell Criss Angel...or did Jen just cut one?  Great God almighty...now she's got it raining here...what's she gonna do next part the Red Sea? Shane T: Oh thank God.  Luv that warddrobe change on stage.  You know Sandi Spika is responsible for that! She did all the fab Reba stuff in the 90's.  Love the drama!

8:42 --This is Mica Roberts and I just want to say congratulations to Jack Ingram...It's about time!  Amen.  I'm so proud of him, I'm just so freakin' proud of him! We've been very busy, we've done a lot of radio stuff and getting ready to do our All Star Jam tonight after the ACM's and everyone's coming back to the hotel and get their second wind. So it's the last night and I'm happy cause I'm so ready to come home.  And to the fans...thanks for continuing with me on this journey we'll kick ass on the upcoming Biggest & Baddest tour.

8:46 -- Okay, I was enjoying this show until now.  Who invited that bag of gas, Dr. Phil, on this show?  Congratulations to Brooks & Dunn for being named Top Vocal Duo...I hope it didn't take too much of the shine off of winning by having it presented by Dr. Phil.

8:49 -- Trace Adkins is performing his newest single and he's not even nominated for an award tonight. That's a class act right there. Of course I had to say that or he could hurt me.  Emily West: Holy Cow!  I heart Trace...he should be our president.

8:53 --This is to Shannon who asked for my prediction for Entertainer of the Year...In light of Rascal Flatts Humanitarian Award, there's no way they are going to win that and Entertainer of the Year.  That leaves me a 1 in 4 chance.  They've already praised George Strait too much throughout the show so he won't get it and I don't have a strong feeling for Brad or Keith.  I'm just not feeling it for them. So that leaves me with one choice...Kenny Chesney as Entertainer of the Year.  You read it here first!  However, if I'm wrong...we'll go back and change it so I'm right!

8:56 --  Not only has Reba changed again...but she's put her hair up. To coincide with Reba's change, I'm now wearing a mesh thong. Also known as the banana hammock or a visual vomit inducer when i'm wearing it!  Well I'll be G.D.'d!  It's GB! Garth Brooks has just taken the stage for a medley of his hits.  This should fill the complete last hour of the show. Shane T: Good to see Garth hasn't spent his money on a new wardrobe over the years.  Flash -- It's the 90's all over again! How in the hell did he get those jeans on?

9:03 -- Good God Almighty!  Trisha's showing off the girls! And that's about all I have to say about that...

9:05 -- James Otto sent us this message from his "hosting duties" on the show: "There was a lot going on backstage, it was a little nerve wracking but it felt good. I have been on the ACM Harley ride since it began 5 years ago so to be asked to be a part of the awards this  year was awesome!  I hope to be asked back next year."

9:09 --Miss Yearwood/Miss McEntire? Was that a Freudian slip?... or a Brooksian slip?

9:11 --A mixed martial artist and a C-list sitcom actress....to quote David Allan Coe..."If t that ain't country, I'll kiss your ass!"  So...I guess I'm gonna be kissing your ass.  So bend over.

9:12 --Rascal Flatts, Vocal Duo of the Year.  Like they need another award.  Reba just got in a good zinger on Paris Hilton.  Good job Rebbie!

9:17 -- Keith Urban performing in the middle of a bunch of rabid fans and not one woman jumped on him.  Security must be doing their job. Oh wow...another country icon...David Spade.  Is it hot in there or does he have malaria? Shane T:  Look at that cute Sarah Buxton back there singing with Keith Urban... heart her! So cute.

9:23 -- It's good to see the ACM paying a respectful tribute to one of the greats...Eddy Arnold.  He will be missed. Emily West:  Brad and Carrie stole this show.  Amazing. Shane T: Wow.  Brad and Carrie tribute to the nicest star we ever had, Eddy Arnold. Carrie looks so pretty - very tasteful. Those two sound great together.

9:31 --Kellie Pickler's got her party dress on and her ear monitor out. And she still sounds better than 90% of the people tonight! I have to admit, I am biased.  I would listen to Kellie Pickler sing the phone book... as long as I could look at her why she's doing it.  And yes, I am a dirty old man. Shane T:That Kellie Pickler is so cute, I want to bite her!

9:35 -- And the Top Male Vocalist is... Brad Paisley. Big winner in a field of tough competitors.  He's a good guy and he deserves it...and, he's got a hot wife. Damn, why can't I have his life. Oh yeah -- cause I have no talent.

9:43 --LeAnn Rimes is performing.  Using a white microphone that looks like it was borrowed from the Lawrence Welk Show.  However, that's the only thing that came from the Lawrence Welk Show.  You never saw Bobby and Cissy wearing an outfit like that. Of course, Bobby and Cissy weren't blessed with a body like that either... and yes that's my second dirty man comment for the evening. It won't be my last.

9:46 -- Carrie Underwood just won for Top Female Vocalist saying "God is good."  Does that mean God hates all the other nominees?  I guess Jesus "took the wheel" on this one. Thank you.

9:47 -- Hey, how 'bout that chinless Elvis?  It's like the King just came back from dead...except, it's not.

9:54 -- Montgomery Gentry... they sound just like themselves.

9:55 --Here we go folks...the one you've been waiting for...The big enchilada...Entertainer of the Year.  I was right!  Kenny Chesney!  I was right Shannon...you owe me a coke! He just tied Garth and he needs one more to tie Alabama.

9:57 --Luke Bryan is calling in to tell us about his night at the ACM's: "I just to thank the fans for yelling for me when my name came up as a ACM nominee and I want to send out my congratulations to Jack for winning and it's just amazingly deserved for him and am very happy for him. I want to let everyone know that I'm going to get him after the show for beating me.  I loved the Carrie and Brad tribute to Eddy Arnold, it was unbelievable I literally had tears in my eyes. Just want to say once again...thank the fans  and hope to see them out on the road.

10:02 --What a night. What a show. Reba was great as usual, we had some surprises, some great performances and some great wins for some very deserving artists.  In particular Jack Ingram who finally got his due. We're hoping to get some more comments from some of your favorite artists...but I'm signing off for now. In the words of Robert Earl Keen..."the road goes on forever and the party never ends." I'll see ya on down the trail my friends...adios!

10:19 --We have Ashton Shepherd calling in to give us a report on the ACM's: "Well hey ya'll this is Ashton Shepherd and I am here in Las Vegas for my 3rd time but my 1st time at the ACM Awards out here.  We've had a great time and I've been here with UMG watching it all. I'm really excited for Miranda Lambert for winning Album of the Year which is huge in itself.  We've been out here and have had a great time...we've been gambling and there's been fans asking for autographs, it's just been a blast!"

10:20 --Keith Anderson is joining us from the SonyBMG after-party in Vegas and telling us about his week leading up to the show..."We started out doing the Fremont St. Show in Vegas on Friday night.  Me and James Otto and Randy Owen.  Then we got up early and did the Harley ride with Montgomery Gentry.  We pretty much just hung out all of Saturday night.  Got up today and did the red carpet which was cool.  I was up for Song of the Year -- did not win it, unfortunately.  Darn it. Up for "Lost In This Moment" sung by Big and Rich.  Ended up sitting with...Carrot Top, who is huge, and a guy from American Gladiators. Who set this up?  Then I saw Blake backstage and we went out and had a drink on Miranda's bus.  Came back and enjoyed the rest of the show and it was great and big show!  Now we are at the SonyBMG party hanging out with all my label mates, Carrie Underwood, Brooks & Dunn, Kenny Chesney... Then we are going to take a team picture.  And then we head back to the hotel and going to the All Star Jam... then I'm staying for a few days to enjoy the sun and lay by the pool.  Thanks for continuing to request my new songs it's on top 20 this week.  Having a great time right now and hope to see you all at the shows."

10:23 -- And now Shane has left me here, all by myself.  But Chuck Wicks just called and he's gonna wrap this up for us... "Right now as we speak -- I'm waiting to take a shuttle maybe even a car... see here's the deal, should we take a shutle or a car?  We are on our way to the SonyBMG afterparty.  The awards show was great! I walked the red carpet and the funny thing is I remember watching the red carpet last year on my tv from my couch and I said 'Oh my gosh I would never wear a suit, it's so hot!'... and guess what I wore a suit on the red carpet.  But once I got inside and all my buddies went with me, it was cool. I'm about to head out on tour with Brad Paisley and so it was cool watching him win...cool to be apart of it.  So, I walked the red carpet, walked in, then got caught off gaurd in the vip room becuase they had all this food.  I wanted a burrito, but I had a suit on and I know I would spill something on it... and now I'm going to the after party and I'm going to look like a really big pig because all I'm going to do eat. As we are talking -- we are just asking random people are you looking for the shuttle?  Are you taking a shuttle? And then here's Chris Young and Chris Young got a private car, and I have to sit here and wait for the shuttle.  See look his manager got him a car.  That is so wierd. Chris Young's manager got him a car, and I'm looking at mine and saying 'wow, do you not love me?' Here I am, now I'm standing in the middle of the street, no big deal.  By the way I just shook Chris Young's hand with my pinky.  Two grown men just shook hand with pinky's.  Now we got a car...and we have a car.  That's how we roll.  Somebody who's not nominated and just came here to support his peers and friends said 'car'... and now we have a car.  Okay -- now I'm in the SUV and I'm on the way to the afterparty and then we are going to the All Star Jam and then we will have to find a car back."

10:39 -- This brings and end to our blog and I've only got one more thing to say "OMG! I saw Chuck Wicks and he was the best dressed man at the ACM awards -- it's amazing. No man should dress that good.  And he like long walks on the beach."  And no -- Chuck did not tell me to say that! ;)